Take-A-Ticket: Dad Jokes
Take-A-Ticket: Dad Jokes
Take-A-Ticket: Dad Jokes
Take-A-Ticket: Dad Jokes
Take-A-Ticket: Dad Jokes
Take-A-Ticket: Dad Jokes
Take-A-Ticket: Dad Jokes

Take-A-Ticket: Dad Jokes

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A new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold! When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes.

Jokes include:

  • What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison
  • What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum 
  • If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB? 
  • How do you organize a party in space? You planet 

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